(Last one, this is one of my faves...)
This guy goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms "What size are you?" asks the girl at the counter, the guy is like "What size?? I thought the damn things stretched?"She says "Oh no they're all different sizes now, come out the back with me and we'll find out what size you are!"
So she takes him out the back and there's this fence with a small, medium and large hole in it. "You just try your willy in these holes and we'll find out what size you are!?" She asks.
So he tries his willy in the small hole and she runs round the back and sucks his willy!
So he goes back in the store and she says "So what size are you?" He says "Forget the condoms! I'd like to buy that fence!"
