Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence-- a life sentence
Marriage is love and love is blind. Therefore, marriage
is an Institution for the Blind
Marriage is an Institution wherein a man loses his
Bachelor’s Degree and a woman gets her Master’s
Marriage certificate is just another word for working
permit
Marriage requires four types of rings: the engagement
ring, the wedding ring, the endu-ring, the suffe-ring
Life is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm
clock
Marriage is full of excitement and frustration: In the
first yearof marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens. And in the third year, both of
them speak and the neighbor listen.
It is true that all men are born equal. But some of them
get married, and then life becomes unfair.
There is this man who muttered a few words in church
and found himself married. A year later, he muttered
something in his sleep and found himself divorced
Originally Posted by Shayla
like some are regret to get married
