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    Killing A Goat

    Having lived in Portugal for 16 years and kept goats I was taught by the local butcher like this

    We would take the goat straddling the animal from the back and with a sharp pocket knife sever the spinal cord between the neck vertebrae then open the cardioid and let it bleed out .

    There was never any noise or commotion and we did not joke or fool around but were respectful to the beast

    The horns if any would be beaten off with the back of a chopper

    Whithin minuits we would hook it up from a cord round a back leg and the skin fisted off protecting the knife blade from puncturing the flesh

    There are glands at the back of the rear legs that we would cut out they feel like nodules and this prevents the meat tainting especially with a male goat

    I would then cut a small slit and tie off the anus to prevent fecal mater spilling out cut a circle around the anus to release it,having opened the carcass and spilt out the stomach and intestines and the wind pipe cut hands would be washed through out these processes

    Next the pluck of heart lungs and liver would be bagged for freezing no water ever touched the goat

    It would be quartered and left hanging in the cool of the wine cellar

    A ten year old goat can be slaughtered like this in about 25 mins and 6 week olds in 15 mins

    To make it tender if old we would make "chamfana" chop the goat up with a woodblock and chopper 2"x4"x1" about bones and all

    place in terracotta pots large cover with red wine a little olive oil if the goat has little fat(some add vinegar to male goats) bay leaf, salt ,many whole "dent" of garlic and chilli tinfoil over the pot and it (sometimes ten pots) goes in a wood fired bread oven "forno de llania" for 8-10hours were it slow cooks to perfection

    Meat falls from the bone no matter the age,

    Next feed 15 people for three days

    You can do the same in any baking oven on a smaller scale
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Killing God's creatures
    Just following your advice Boss in my quest for Green Blobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by keithAngel View Post
    Just following your advice Boss in my quest for Green Blobs
    Using MURDER!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Using MURDER!!!! Originally Posted by Win2Win
    Post something really useful that gets good rankings in the search engines and I give a wad of Rep out
    Just following you instructions Boss
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    English style

    Pinoy style

    Take a knife stab it on the neck part until it bleeds then get acetylene,burned the hairy skin until it goes black

    Bring to boil in few minutes then serve hot

    sorry no good in cooking goat
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