now what?

[Piamed]

Funiest joke ever Think the guy needs to get out of his uni office

Surely it should be

Two hunters (a scouse and a manc) are out in the woods when the manc one collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed (is it saturday night in picadilly?). The Scouser nicks the mancs phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "A manc is dead! What can I do?" The scouser operator says: "Calm down,Calm down I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what

Meanwhile a Londoner continues to sit on a park bench pretending not to notice while reading a newspaper as its two people from up north.

i have to correct you toks, this version is even funnier

Two scouser hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The scouser operator says: "Calm down,Calm down I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?

I love both of these versions but perhaps it could be improved further:

A bloke and a blond Essex girl meet in a bar for the first time and shortly afterwards decide to go hunting out on Hackney Marshes, when they begin to feel amorous. Just before they get carried away, the blond Essex girl remembers they should use protection, so they head to the bus shelter. Shortly after they arrive there the bloke collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The blond Essex girl whips out her phone and calls the emergency services. She shrieks, "my friend is dead. What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence as the blond Essex girl put's her chips down, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the blond Essex girl says: "OK, now what?