Blood!!!!

[Alan]

I was preparing my dinner - baguette with cream cheese - when my knife slipped and went half way through my finger (Index - left hand.)

I am currently bleeding profusely and have no medication to stop my loss of blood.

If anyone knows how I can stop bleeding to death, it is spurting out like a good un - please reply quickly before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al (typing with only the left hand - hoping to be alive tomos.)

[Mrs.JMajor]

where is hannah to put some bandage on it

[Alan]

where is hannah to put some bandage on it

Hanna is in Dumaguete - in her hospital - helping other people!!!

Al.

[kimmi]

Prof Al, why dont u put Betadine(Povidone-Iodine)? it will help stops bleeding and heal properly..

[Ann07]

Prof Al, why dont u put Betadine? it will help stops bleeding and heal properly..

yes

[KeithD]

I am currently bleeding profusely and have no medication to stop my loss of blood.

If anyone knows how I can stop bleeding to death, it is spurting out like a good un - please reply quickly before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women should be able to help you, they bleed for days without dying

[aromulus]

Women should be able to help you, they bleed for days without dying

Look at what Rob's sheep has dragged in..........

[scott&ligaya]

ha ha ha, boss that is a bit OTT

[adam&chryss]

I was preparing my dinner - baguette with cream cheese - when my knife slipped and went half way through my finger (Index - left hand.)

I am currently bleeding profusely and have no medication to stop my loss of blood.

If anyone knows how I can stop bleeding to death, it is spurting out like a good un - please reply quickly before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al (typing with only the left hand - hoping to be alive tomos.)

Ok firstly stop typing using the hand with the damaged finger!
Then find a neighbour to pee on it. ( am I mixed up with another injury? )
Then add some vinegar, that should help nicely

[KeithD]

Ok firstly stop typing using the hand with the damaged finger!
Then find a neighbour to pee on it. ( am I mixed up with another injury? )
Then add some vinegar, that should help nicely

Don't forget the salt

[Piamed]

Ok firstly stop typing using the hand with the damaged finger!
Then find a neighbour to pee on it. ( am I mixed up with another injury? )
Then add some vinegar, that should help nicely

That made me laugh out loud! I like that one although probably not so helpful for Al.

Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black. Hope your cut is not so bad.

[Alan]

Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black.

Eh?

Al.

[scott&ligaya]

Well at least it would make a change from your big red chopper!!!!!!!

[Sconnie]

That made me laugh out loud! I like that one although probably not so helpful for Al.

Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black. Hope your cut is not so bad.

Should that not be above the wound ???????

Al, if you have not bled to death by now, you have far too much blood and should donate some ......

[Piamed]

Eh?

Al.

LOL!!!!!!!! Naughty mind!

Should that not be above the wound ???????

Sorry, I meant on the side nearest to the heart.

[Alan]

Thanks for all your advice guys. It is now a beautiful sunny morning in Mandaue City and I am STILL ALIVE!!!!

Hanna arrived late last night, swam through the blood and found me.

She proceeded to clean said wound and then dress it (It looks bloody silly with a dress on) using BETADINE as suggested.

She then told me that her patient had died today!!!!!!

I quickly checked the BETADINE just in case she had swapped labels with a bottle of anthrax!!!

This is the same finger whose nail I lost several weeks ago - remember?

It must be the unlucky part of my body.

What is the unlucky part of YOUR body? I await your replies with tears flooding my cheeks as, in keeping with the manager's plan, Oldham once again lose at home to a Colchester goal that was clearly 85 yards offside.

Al.

[alicat]

adobo??lolz

[KeithD]

Kimmi....Have you wet the bed?

[kimmi]

with blood, Boss??

[KeithD]

with blood, Boss??

You're sleeping with Al?


Bit old for you isn't he?

[kimmi]

You're sleeping with Al?


Bit old for you isn't he?

Boss I dont like Hannah to get mad at me..

but.... i dont care if he's old as long as no unlucky part of the body..

[Pepe n Pilar]

HI Prof Alan, reading your posts made me laugh as usual. You're so funny. Is this a way of relieving yourself bec you can't bring Hanna to the UK? Why is it that she finds if difficult? I thought applying for a spouse visa has a slim chance to be denied rather than the fiancee/fiance visa. Hope you can bring Hanna to the UK one day soon.

Give my regards to Hanna.
God Bless and may your injured finger be healed soon.
Cheers Prof

[KeithD]

Is this a way of relieving yourself ....

Going out on a limb here.....but my guess is he has another way of doing that!

[Alan]

Going out on a limb here.....but my guess is he has another way of doing that!

It's called Hanna!

Al.