Blood!!!!

[Piamed]

Ok firstly stop typing using the hand with the damaged finger!
Then find a neighbour to pee on it. ( am I mixed up with another injury? )
Then add some vinegar, that should help nicely

That made me laugh out loud! I like that one although probably not so helpful for Al.

Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black. Hope your cut is not so bad.

[Alan]

Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black.

Eh?

Al.

[scott&ligaya]

Well at least it would make a change from your big red chopper!!!!!!!

[Sconnie]

That made me laugh out loud! I like that one although probably not so helpful for Al.

Hey Al, wrap it up snuggly and tie tightly, just below the wound and elevate you finger higher than your heart whilst lying down. Do remember to lossen the ligature after a few mins otherwise eventually you will end up with something quite black. Hope your cut is not so bad.

Should that not be above the wound ???????

Al, if you have not bled to death by now, you have far too much blood and should donate some ......

[Piamed]

Eh?

Al.

LOL!!!!!!!! Naughty mind!

Should that not be above the wound ???????

Sorry, I meant on the side nearest to the heart.

[Alan]

Thanks for all your advice guys. It is now a beautiful sunny morning in Mandaue City and I am STILL ALIVE!!!!

Hanna arrived late last night, swam through the blood and found me.

She proceeded to clean said wound and then dress it (It looks bloody silly with a dress on) using BETADINE as suggested.

She then told me that her patient had died today!!!!!!

I quickly checked the BETADINE just in case she had swapped labels with a bottle of anthrax!!!

This is the same finger whose nail I lost several weeks ago - remember?

It must be the unlucky part of my body.

What is the unlucky part of YOUR body? I await your replies with tears flooding my cheeks as, in keeping with the manager's plan, Oldham once again lose at home to a Colchester goal that was clearly 85 yards offside.

Al.

[keithAngel]

Sorry to be so tardy Al but I had guessed you had heard of "fluid replacment" and if it happens again just sit in the bar with your hand up and replace the lost blood with the stream of S.Migs that will arrrive

P,S the "u"s my home team are clearly regaining their former glory thanks for the heads up!!

[Alan]

Sorry to be so tardy Al but I had guessed you had heard of "fluid replacment" and if it happens again just sit in the bar with your hand up and replace the lost blood with the stream of S.Migs that will arrrive

P,S the "u"s my home team are clearly regaining their former glory thanks for the heads up!!

Trouble is Keith, I am on medication at the mo that forbids me any alcohol!

Al.

[KeithD]

Trouble is Keith, I am on medication at the mo that forbids me any alcohol!

Al.

You can drink, it just means you collapse after only 2 instead of the usual 10

[keithAngel]

Trouble is Keith, I am on medication at the mo that forbids me any alcohol!

Al.

Al is your Doc/Phamacist prone on a carpet 5 times a day

I havnt found any conditions here that arnt improved by Alcohol

[kimmi]

Thanks for all your advice guys. It is now a beautiful sunny morning in Mandaue City and I am STILL ALIVE!!!!

Hanna arrived late last night, swam through the blood and found me.

She proceeded to clean said wound and then dress it (It looks bloody silly with a dress on) using BETADINE as suggested.

She then told me that her patient had died today!!!!!!

I quickly checked the BETADINE just in case she had swapped labels with a bottle of anthrax!!!

This is the same finger whose nail I lost several weeks ago - remember?

It must be the unlucky part of my body.

What is the unlucky part of YOUR body? I await your replies with tears flooding my cheeks as, in keeping with the manager's plan, Oldham once again lose at home to a Colchester goal that was clearly 85 yards offside.

Al.

hi Prof,

it's nice to know that u're not bleeding anymore..and Hannah managed still to found u..

Be careful next time, Prof..because those little cuts/wounds/bruises that we have, might caught infection or something.. well at least u've got a lovely nurse by ur side..