LATEST!!!
Changed the dressing last night (now full length with pink sequins)
Took off the old dressing, looked at my injured digit - and collapsed!! (almost.)
It looks to me as if it is turning sceptical. Colour is black, with a tinge of navy blue and just a hint of vermillion.
The site of the near fatal wound is still quite tender, like a good T-Bone steak, yet the periphery (spelling?) of said 'battlefield' is allbut neutral nervously.
I am actually thinking of suing McDonalds, for, as I was cutting aforementioned baguette with aforementioned knife, I was contemplating buying my dinner from aforementioned gourmet palace.
However, as I don't like driving in the dark here, I decided against said idea.
Now, the question is, could I successfully take said prime culinary outpost to court, on the premise that the reason I decided not to go there was because they are situated too far away from my hovel of residence for me to walk?
Any straw grasping welcome!
(Trying ANYTHING to get dosh for Hanna's visa!!)
Live long and prosper,
Al.
