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[Alan]

Hey guys, I've had a great idea. When your wife is asleep, get her passport and rip out the page with her visa on it and send it to me. I shall then stick it in Hanna's passport and give it back to you when we get to the UK.

D'ya think it'll work?

Al.

[IainBusby]

It might work if she can manage to get through the checks and controls in Phils Al, after all, to the blokes who work in immigration in the UK, these pinays probably all look the same anyway.
Iain.

[Alan]

It might work if she can manage to get through the checks and controls in Phils Al, after all, to the blokes who work in immigration in the UK, these pinays probably all look the same anyway.
Iain.

Thanks Iain - I KNEW it was a terrific idea!!

BTW - as my ideas and thoughts are now becoming more and more lunatic, do you think I could get a job as Prime Minister or Home Secretary? Then I could get Hanna into the country no prob.

Al.

[aromulus]

Thanks Iain - I KNEW it was a terrific idea!!

BTW - as my ideas and thoughts are now becoming more and more lunatic, do you think I could get a job as Prime Minister or Home Secretary? Then I could get Hanna into the country no prob.

Al.

I suppose if you were to land here, wearing flowing robes and some kind of tea towel on the head, preferably gingham, yell death to the infidel, carry some king of liquid in a bottle and shout political asylum among other threats of destroyal and maiming people that bat for the other team... you should breeze in no problem....

But if you were to try the honest, law abiding route, visa fee paying, all singing all dancing correct way of doing things...... Forget it....

I really feel for your plight, my friend.

[Alan]

I suppose if you were to land here, wearing flowing robes and some kind of tea towel on the head, preferably gingham, yell death to the infidel, carry some king of liquid in a bottle and shout political asylum among other threats of destroyal and maiming people that bat for the other team... you should breeze in no problem....

But if you were to try the honest, law abiding route, visa fee paying, all singing all dancing correct way of doing things...... Forget it....

I really feel for your plight, my friend.

Ah, hang on here Dom - I think you are right my friend. If I WERE to become a criminal, maybe it would be easier to get Hanna in. After all, criminals get treated better than law-abiding citizens don't they?

Al.

[IainBusby]

Ah, hang on here Dom - I think you are right my friend. If I WERE to become a criminal, maybe it would be easier to get Hanna in. After all, criminals get treated better than law-abiding citizens don't they?

Al.

As is demonstrated with the treatmeant of the Guantánamo detainee Binyam Mohamed recently. That guy hasn't got a leg to stand on legally as far as his residency in the UK is concerned, but he's here, likely to to remain here and he's probably coining it in now he's sold his story to one the Sunday tabloids.
Iain.

[empott]

Sorry, Prof Al, I got curious.

[Alan]

Sorry, Prof Al, I got curious.

AHA!!!!!!

Al.

[kimmi]

oh sorry Prof Al, I thought it was an advice with regards to...

[aromulus]

Sorry, Prof Al, I got curious.

oh sorry Prof Al, I thought it was an advice with regards to...

Women.....

[Alan]

oh sorry Prof Al, I thought it was an advice with regards to...

KIMMI!!!! Shame on you!!!

Al.