First of all I want to state that I am a firm equelist!
I got text this joke which has been edited by me 'cause it was slightly offensive, it was funny in a way though:
ON BRITISH TV SOON, THE IMMIGRANT CHANNEL!
Instead of Coronation Street there will be Currynation Street
Instead of Emmerdale farm there will be Ahmed Dale farm
Instead of Eastenders there will be Middle East Enders
Instead of Britains got talent there will be Britains got Talibans
And,
Instead of I'm a celebrity get me out of here, there will be I'm an immigrant get me into here!
I don't even believe there is such a thing as an immigrant, but I guess it was quite funny anyhow..