hehehehehe, reminds me of this one
three elderly gentlemen friends are chatting
the 1st says he is having trouble with constipation
his mate replies No problem there regular as clock work every 7am
the 2nd man says I get annoyed when I go for pee and nothing comes out, stay they for ages sometimes
his mate replies to him No problem there, regular every morning around 7.30am piss like a racehorse
His two mates comment on how healthy their friend is
He replies that unfortunately he does not wake up until 8AM!!!!!!!
