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    This one is cute....

    There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
    and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
    It was getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
    SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
    SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
    SM: It's not working.
    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
    SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll
    go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
    Then Sister Logical arrived.
    SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
    SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
    SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
    SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
    SM: And?
    SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
    SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
    SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
    SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
    SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
    SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man
    with his pants down

    And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!


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    Nice One!


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    Wahaaaaaahaaa, good one


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    Smile

    Ooooops!!!

    I owe 20 Hail Marys!!

    Al.
    Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!


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    he he he he..this one is really really funny..


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    hahahahahaha very nice and very funny


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Ooooops!!!

    I owe 20 Hail Marys!!

    Al.
    icon_lol:that bad???
    but Al,your comment was good, can we use it as epilogue?

    Mina


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    lol


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    LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Ooooops!!!

    I owe 20 Hail Marys!!

    Al.
    youre still active...............














    in praying...............


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    try this one ladies,
    a group of nuns are walking through the village near their convent when suddenly a middle aged man threw open his overcoat and "flashed" his naked body in front of them. He then ran off laughing hysterically. The mother superior and Sister Mary Jane both had a stroke!!!! ........... the others were not quick enough.
    Live your life for a reason and don't worry be happy

    if you don't know where you are going then any road will do!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by IainBusby View Post
    Nice One!
    Thanksits my first attempt


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ji&Ma View Post
    Wahaaaaaahaaa, good one
    Thank you very much Ji&Ma


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    lol

    Maraming salamat Zobel for laughing out lout

    Mina


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    shared it with my bf... he liked it... it is funny talaga.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ann07 View Post
    Thank you Ann,lovely buntis youingatz


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    Quote Originally Posted by Florge View Post
    shared it with my bf... he liked it... it is funny talaga.
    Thanks Florgehows ur bfwish u both love


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    [QUOTE=Mrs.JMajor;124837] youre still active...............

    Hi MrsJ
    takot ako for a while there coz my email showed only...

    yiikes youre still active.....

    i thought u were referring to me...

    till i saw way below about Al still praying


    whew! was i relievedpoowwwlove you mina
    ps musta na?


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    Quote Originally Posted by scott&ligaya View Post
    try this one ladies,
    a group of nuns are walking through the village near their convent when suddenly a middle aged man threw open his overcoat and "flashed" his naked body in front of them. He then ran off laughing hysterically. The mother superior and Sister Mary Jane both had a stroke!!!! ........... the others were not quick enough.
    that`s good Scott&Ligayait reminds me of another flasher joke but i`ll open it on another thread coz i must translate it in englishso that will take time


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    Very funny....
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    nice one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by itsme_iye View Post
    Very funny....
    Thanks _iye


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    Quote Originally Posted by alicat View Post
    nice one!
    thank you too,alicat


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    Quote Originally Posted by pinayingermany View Post
    Thanks Florgehows ur bfwish u both love
    We're okay.... we were able to iron things out.... I wish you love as well... I wish everyone here... LOVE! hehehehe


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    lol...very funny


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    That's not dirty but this one is:

    1st nun: Father John put his thing inside me, he said it was the key to heaven..

    2nd nun: That swine, he told me it was Gabriels horn and I've been blowing it for 20 years!



    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    That's not dirty but this one is:

    1st nun: Father John put his thing inside me, he said it was the key to heaven..

    2nd nun: That swine, he told me it was Gabriels horn and I've been blowing it for 20 years!


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