Every Wednesday at work I 'throw away' the grammar book and my students and I have a chat about anything and everything.

We discuss anything from sport to politics, but one subject that appears time and time again is 'relationships.'

So, I thought I would ask this question - even though it has been discussed here in many different guises - but let us finally contextualise it - here it is:-

Ladies, why have you chosen a UK man?

Gentlemen, why have you chosen a Philippine woman?

I shall begin! I chose Hanna because she is beautiful, honest, loving, faithful, dedicated and hard-working. You would look for a LONG time to find ALL those traits in a UK woman!

I await your responses with baited breasts!

Al.