to the doctor and says,
'Doctor I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are
always silent. As a matter of fact,
> I've farted at
least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was
farting because they don't smell and are silent.'
> The doctor
says, 'I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.'
>
> The next week the lady comes back. 'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know
what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink
terribly.'
>
>
> The doctor says, 'Good!!! Now that we've
cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.'
