Quote Originally Posted by scott&ligaya View Post

"Why the spoon?"

"Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom." "How so?"

After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

lol...

the moral of the story is:
when you see a waiter with a spoon & a string ... as fast as you can lol