Thank you Joe. Keep hiding behind that settee!

Thank you Dom. I also remember when a worm was something you cut in half to see if they really could continue to live. Then you went fishing instead of going to school. (How, oh how did I ever get degrees??? I was the laziest sod on Earth!!)

Thank you Scott. I have written a 'get your own back on Call Centres' script. Maybe one day, if I feel it is good enough, I shall publish it here.

Al.