Originally Posted by
nparvus1202
A man saw a very pretty lady, and since he hasn't had sex for long time he made a suggestion to the woman.
Man: Hey miss, I will put down ten thousand in front of you and when you bent to pick it up, I will step behind you and have sex with you. If you picked up the money and stand up, I will stop and you can go.
Woman: What! Are you crazy! What do you think of me?
Man: I promise I will stop if you stand up.
Woman: (Thinking... mmm I pick up the money and stand up, that only takes 2 seconds, He has no time to lower his pants)
To make sure, she called a friend.
Friend: Go ahead, It takes only 2 seconds to pick the money. After that call me, ok?
Woman: Ok.
2 hours has passed and the friend still waiting for the call.
Finally a call.
Friend: Hey what happened?
Woman: (Crying) That bas**rd!
Friend: He did not give you the money?
Woman: O he set the ten thousand alright, but all in coins, I was bending for two hours!
