One and Only

[IainBusby]

Everybody says no, a true scotsman never wear anything under his kilt no matter what the temperature is

Well Scot, I'm a Scotsman born, bred and proud of it, but I'm not telling, so you just have to wait until the wedding and then sneak up behind all the men who are wearing kilts and catch them off guard. Then you can let all the girls know if it's the truth or just a myth
Iain.

[scotsfiancee]

Well Scot, I'm a Scotsman born, bred and proud of it, but I'm not telling, so you just have to wait until the wedding and then sneak up behind all the men who are wearing kilts and catch them off guard. Then you can let all the girls know if it's the truth or just a myth
Iain.

Okay i will, and i will let you know

[Louella]

Well Scot, I'm a Scotsman born, bred and proud of it, but I'm not telling, so you just have to wait until the wedding and then sneak up behind all the men who are wearing kilts and catch them off guard. Then you can let all the girls know if it's the truth or just a myth
Iain.

Mmmm....could i go w/ Scot baby???

[IainBusby]

Mmmm....could i go w/ Scot baby???

No you can't, you can just stay either chained to the kitchen sink or locked in the bedroom as usual.

[scotsfiancee]

No you can't, you can just stay either chained to the kitchen sink or locked in the bedroom as usual.

Huh?!

[KeithD]

I don't have a kilt so will have to wear the wifes skirt .......nothing new, I do it all the time when she's out

[scotsfiancee]

I don't have a kilt so will have to wear the wifes skirt .......nothing new, I do it all the time when she's out

go to tailoring keith and let them fix it for yah

[KeithD]

Don't forget girls....get hubby to buy you a nice ....or else no