When I was a widower living ALONE for 17 years, it was impossible for me to determine my 'nocturnal habits' in relation to the subject matter being discussed here. However, aroused by a sense of 'natural' curiosity, I decided to ask my new wife if, perchance, I'm prone to engaging in either of the sound emissions described in this thread. Her reply? A 'resounding' "YES ... BOTH!! But whenever you dabos [translates as fart] I simply 'turn the other cheek' ... "
And yes, she SNORES too!!
Happy 'natal day' bornatbirth.
