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    A couple of Hatton jokes

    Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes"

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    What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

    The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
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    What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

    The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!
    In what Country....???


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    In what Country....???
    lol Just what I was thinking too fella!


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    Talking

    you can get more than one round in the phils for £20.00 if you kbnow what i mean


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes"

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    What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

    The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!

    Good one!!!


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    Talking Hatton joke...

    "Not all sleep on a bed..."




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    was just in tesco and there selling ricky hatton toasters,
    i was going to buy one ,but they dont even do 2 rounds





    you have to feel sorry for ricky hatton,the last time i seen somebody get batterd that badly around the ring, they were found in micheal barrymore pool


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    Whatever anyone says about Hatton the biggest joker out of the pair has to be Pacquiao for thinking he can actually sing and bringing out his own record album.....................Now THATS funny


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Whatever anyone says about Hatton the biggest joker out of the pair has to be Pacquiao for thinking he can actually sing and bringing out his own record album.....................Now THATS funny
    Dela hoya had a record album himself too before and he can actually sing too, atleast better than manny i suppose


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    don't see anything wrong with manny recording an album. what matters is he is a great boxer and he brings honor to the Philippines


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    Quote Originally Posted by mnemosyne View Post
    don't see anything wrong with manny recording an album. what matters is he is a great boxer and he brings honor to the Philippines
    it maybe rubbish?


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    Quote Originally Posted by mnemosyne View Post
    don't see anything wrong with manny recording an album. what matters is he is a great boxer and he brings honor to the Philippines
    No it means that you have had one good boxer(perhaps 2) and a handful of boxing referees..
    If its really true that the bout is percieved for bringing honour here then its no wonder your people are still living in the dark ages..
    Im still trying to work out how the Queen will react if she ever found out that Pacman named his daughter "Queen Elizabeth"!!
    You gotta feel sorry for the poor kid...lol.


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    The album is abysmal,it sounds more like a funeral dirge,he can box but he cannot repeat CANNOT sing,its amazing what a modern recording studio can doI wondered that Fred,I actually remarked to someone why didnt he call the child Imelda Marcos Pacquiao or Gloria Arroyo Pacquiao,but nope Queen Elizabeth Pacquiao it is


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    No it means that you have had one good boxer(perhaps 2) and a handful of boxing referees..
    If its really true that the bout is percieved for bringing honour here then its no wonder your people are still living in the dark ages..
    Im still trying to work out how the Queen will react if she ever found out that Pacman named his daughter "Queen Elizabeth"!!
    You gotta feel sorry for the poor kid...lol.
    Flattered perhaps? He's probably got outrageous amount of respect for the Queen that he named his poor kid Queen Elizabeth, wish the Brits deserve that kind of respect though..... "your people are still living in the dark ages"-we're sorry your loss must have hurt that much, where that came from i thought we're talking about the boxing lols... some of our people have more decent quality living and upbringing than most of your today's generation, thank you very much. Just sad your ancestors worked really hard only to produce such a generation of unhygienic, poor parenting skills, foul mouthed hooligans, can't be asked-council mentality... ouch! Yes love, there's two sides of the coin.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes"

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    What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?

    The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    I wondered that Fred,I actually remarked to someone why didnt he call the child Imelda Marcos Pacquiao or Gloria Arroyo Pacquiao,but nope Queen Elizabeth Pacquiao it is
    I think that's the funniest thing Pacquiao ever did in his life..


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    Could have been worse Kim,he could have had a son........Prince charles pacquiao Or Duke Windsor Pacquiao


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Could have been worse Kim,he could have had a son........Prince charles pacquiao Or Duke Windsor Pacquiao
    oh no tawi2, don't give him an idea he might be lurking here in the forum..


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    He is calling his dog Corgi Pacquiao and is having an exact replica of Windsor castle built just outside Gensan


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