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    Smile Global Debt

    It is August.
    In a small town on the South Coast of France the
    holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too
    much business happening.

    Everyone is heavily in debt.

    Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small
    local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a €100 note on the reception
    counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the
    stairs on the third floor.

    The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat
    supplier to whom he owes €100.

    The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his
    debt.

    The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay €100 for pigs he
    purchased some time ago.

    The farmer triumphantly gives the €100 note to a local prostitute
    who gave him her services on credit.

    The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she was owing the hotel
    for her hourly room use to entertain clients.

    At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception. He
    informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory. He
    takes back his €100 and departs.

    There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt
    and the small townspeople look optimistically towards their future.

    COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS??

    Al.
    Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!


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    hmmm... could be... lol


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    The Russian got back to the reception before the prostitute : "CRISIS"
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    JOHN and VANESSA


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    you mean we just clear all the debts owing?

    thats ok for banks but what about all the pensions lost?


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    Have more kids then they will support you
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