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    Talking Bra and religion

    What Religion is Your Bra?







    A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's






    and shyly walked up to






    the woman behind the counter and said,





    'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'


    ' What type of bra?'


    asked the clerk.



    'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
    ' Look around,'



    said the saleslady,


    as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colourand material imaginable.


    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'


    Relieved, the man askedabout the types.


    The saleslady replied:


    'There are the Catholic,


    the Salvation Army,


    the Presbyterian,


    and the Baptist types.


    Which one would you prefer?'



    Now totally befuddled,


    the man asked about


    the differences between them.


    The Saleslady responded,


    'It is all really quite simple. .



    The Catholic type supports the masses;
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;



    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
    The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'



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    Nice One Dom.

    I'm still choosing what religion does my bra belongs.....

    Alright.... Presbyterian
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Quote Originally Posted by itsme_iye View Post

    I'm still choosing what religion does my bra belongs.....

    Alright.... Presbyterian
    hmmmm... i guess i'm a catholic type?


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    im the type of 'support the massess'


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    Ahhhhhhhh ... I see there's already 'support' for a lotta bra[w] jokes here on this thread ... keep 'em up ...

    Footnote: Braw is broad Scots for 'good'!


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    im wonderbra?


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