Y'know 'Taffy', strangely enough, the possibility crossed my mind: "maybe this guy hasn't visited Scotland yet"... and, lo and behold, I was right!
So, set your sights on 'the land o' the kilt & heather' boyo,and - sooner rather than later - I'll make it my business to do more than grow daffies and *sample some welsh rare bit *(which I can't do now anyway,
since I'm happily married to a Filipina).