Put your awful swine flu jokes here, if you can give us the most awful, corny, groan worthy joke, you'll win a bacon sandwich!
Here's my awful swine flu joke:
The government have created a product to help cure swine flu...it's an oinkment!
Do I win?
Put your awful swine flu jokes here, if you can give us the most awful, corny, groan worthy joke, you'll win a bacon sandwich!
Here's my awful swine flu joke:
The government have created a product to help cure swine flu...it's an oinkment!
Do I win?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Email warning
If you get an email from department of environment health about swine flu, advising not to eat tinned pork,
ignore it... it's spam.
Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops
[QUOTE=nigel;135717
The government have created a product to help cure swine flu...it's an oinkment![/QUOTE]
Originally Posted by somebody
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
If you are worried about how to treat Swine flu if you catch it, no need to
worry, there's a new product on the shelves...
NICE ONE ZOBELIf you are worried about how to treat Swine flu if you catch it, no need to
worry, there's a new product on the shelves...
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Pooh.doc
Can't figger out how to just attach a photo/pic, so you've got the doc !
No man is an island, but Barry is
This is ace... hehe
The big bad wolf said to the 3 little piggies " i will huff & i will puff & i will blow your house down"
The 3 little Piggies said " Go away or we will sneeze on you"
Some of the Filipinos might not know this kids story!!
this little piggy went to the market,this little piggy stayed at home, coz it vomited and pooed in bed. now its dead:
This was posted by bluebirdjones, click to enlarge it...
Winnie The swine Flu.jpg
Gosh it's way too small though! Eeeeek!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
I've beenphonihg the nhs swine flu help line
can't get through all I seem to get is--
CRACKLING.
I think the wifes got swine flu
she keeps coming out in RASHERS
LAST AWFULL SWINE FLU JOKE------
My wife rang me and sez I've run out fo petrol & I'm scared to fill up because of swine flu.
You silly cow I sed it's in Mexico not TEXACO
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.
Al.
Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
Someone said that if a black man ever became President of the USA, pigs would fly!
Guess what, first came Obama.
And then, Swine Flue.
I know I said there would be a prize but your jokes are so awfulI feel you should be punished instead!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
While the Government debates the impact of the swine flu pandemic, instances of hysteria and discrimination are reportedly on the rise:
LOL.... no one has won the prize yet?
A man goes to see his doctor as he thinks he has swine flu.
The doctor takes one look at him and tells him to go to the window and stick his tongue out, which he does. "Does sticking my tongue out to the light tell you if I have swine flu?" say's the man.
"No" say's the doctor, "I just don't like that nosy old woman accross the road!"
First fatality to famous frog, and we all KNOW WHO DID IT RIGHT?
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
So, thats what happened to Kermit.First fatality to famous frog, and we all KNOW WHO DID IT RIGHT?
Hehehe I didn't get it at first either to be honest...remember kermits love interest Miss Piggy?So, thats what happened to Kermit.
****And Kermit thought she would "Save his bacon..!"****
Now I've made that one up (sort of) therefore I win the prize!
Is that fair?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
hehe reminds me of my Zachry disease joke! heheA man goes to see his doctor as he thinks he has swine flu.
The doctor takes one look at him and tells him to go to the window and stick his tongue out, which he does. "Does sticking my tongue out to the light tell you if I have swine flu?" say's the man.
"No" say's the doctor, "I just don't like that nosy old woman accross the road!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
You are all funny!
Check this one..
swine-flu-joke.jpg
Not an expert, I only try to help.
Oh poor piglet, lol, being discriminated by winnie and friends, lolWhile the Government debates the impact of the swine flu pandemic, instances of hysteria and discrimination are reportedly on the rise:
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
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