Yesterday, Me and hubby went to the harbour to ask fish and crabs from our friends Filipino fishermen. While waiting for them, there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.
It was annoying and hubby was joking and called me a sh*t head. He was laughing too much
Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
Count your blessings......Originally Posted by pennybarry
While waiting for them, there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.
Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
It could have been an Albatross......
Thats why Ostrich were never given the power of flight
it rhymes, muck for luck.
Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
something else rhymes with that.
Hahahaha I nearly got poohed on once...I was actually in Croydon sitting in my work van, a HUGE great DOLLOP of pooh landed on the windscreen of the van while I was sitting in the parked vehicle.
It was enough pooh to fill half a bucket! If that had fallen on my head it would have looked like someone threw a cake at me!
I've noticed that Filipinos don't like it if you laugh at their misfortune, Brit people happily laugh and joke at each other though.
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Could have been worse Pen,could have been an elephant
even worse, a pigCould have been worse Pen,could have been an elephant
Dumbo could fly.....Could have been worse Pen,could have been an elephant
"Pigs may fly"even worse, a pig
you got it"Pigs may fly"
I know a pinay in Middlesex who's father was killed back in Pinas by a falling coconut,I would rather have my shoulder splattered on North Shields fish Quay by a s**te hawk than bumped on the nut by a nut
Even in hubby's car,I am trying to wipe it every now and then...annoying..
Onehundredandeightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate sh*te hawksnever seen any in philippines
maybe they taste nice
I got pooed on by a bird a couple of weeks ago (feathered type, nothing kinky). I felt a splat! on my shoulder, my first reaction was to put my hand straight in it.
during a break from work,me and my mate was walking to the park when the biggest bird poo landed on is shoulder
as it was summer he took is shirt off and walked back to work,i almost wet myself laughing
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Two old biddies sunning on Blackpool beach.....
Seagull swoops and drops a tu*d right on one face, which indignantly says...
Dirty little bird.... pass us a Paper tissue, Mavis.....
Don't be daft, replies her friend.... It is too far now....
Can you imagne the gundogs you'd need to make lechon baby now that would be a poo worthy of the name.even worse, a pig
Half expected a different content to this threadYesterday, Me and hubby went to the harbour to ask fish and crabs from our friends Filipino fishermen. While waiting for them, there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.
It was annoying and hubby was joking and called me a sh*t head. He was laughing too much
Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
My mum would say it was good luck but it doesn't feel like it :(
maybe they mean that's your bad luck done for the day
Mark, Cristina & Raffy
I am counting my blessings now MODCount your blessings......
but will help shrink my lump
I AM FEELING LUCKY eheheh maybe they are right thenMy mum would say it was good luck but it doesn't feel like it :(
maybe they mean that's your bad luck done for the day
I know a pinay in Middlesex who's father was killed back in Pinas by a falling coconut,I would rather have my shoulder splattered on North Shields fish Quay by a s**te hawk than bumped on the nut by a nut
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Libat?Duling
Lucky lady neighbor you haveJust kidding lols.
When I was small I always believed with my strict aunt. She has different flowery plants that I loved to see and sniff
I was always told if I shaved too early with my dads razor I would become Babalu
What lump...???I am counting my blessings now MOD
What dropped on your head was watery, slimy, fish smelling big bird poo.....
Not a bloody rock...!!!
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