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    Nasty birds around

    Yesterday, Me and hubby went to the harbour to ask fish and crabs from our friends Filipino fishermen. While waiting for them, there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.
    It was annoying and hubby was joking and called me a sh*t head. He was laughing too much

    Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    While waiting for them, there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.


    Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
    Count your blessings......

    It could have been an Albatross......


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post

    Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
    it rhymes, muck for luck.

    something else rhymes with that.


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    Hahahaha I nearly got poohed on once...I was actually in Croydon sitting in my work van, a HUGE great DOLLOP of pooh landed on the windscreen of the van while I was sitting in the parked vehicle. I can't believe all that pooh came from a pigeon! It must have been a seagull, you do get seagulls inland 'cause they feed off our rubbish tips.

    It was enough pooh to fill half a bucket! If that had fallen on my head it would have looked like someone threw a cake at me!

    I've noticed that Filipinos don't like it if you laugh at their misfortune, Brit people happily laugh and joke at each other though.

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    Could have been worse Pen,could have been an elephant


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Could have been worse Pen,could have been an elephant
    even worse, a pig


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Could have been worse Pen,could have been an elephant
    Dumbo could fly.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    even worse, a pig
    "Pigs may fly"


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    Quote Originally Posted by aposhark View Post
    "Pigs may fly"
    you got it


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    I know a pinay in Middlesex who's father was killed back in Pinas by a falling coconut,I would rather have my shoulder splattered on North Shields fish Quay by a s**te hawk than bumped on the nut by a nut


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    Even in hubby's car,I am trying to wipe it every now and then...annoying..


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.

    Onehundredandeightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    i hate sh*te hawks never seen any in philippines maybe they taste nice white chicken


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    I got pooed on by a bird a couple of weeks ago (feathered type, nothing kinky). I felt a splat! on my shoulder, my first reaction was to put my hand straight in it.


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    during a break from work,me and my mate was walking to the park when the biggest bird poo landed on is shoulder it was like a bucket of paint thrown on him.lol

    as it was summer he took is shirt off and walked back to work,i almost wet myself laughing
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Two old biddies sunning on Blackpool beach.....

    Seagull swoops and drops a tu*d right on one face, which indignantly says...

    Dirty little bird.... pass us a Paper tissue, Mavis.....

    Don't be daft, replies her friend.... It is too far now....


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    A flying pig

    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    even worse, a pig
    Can you imagne the gundogs you'd need to make lechon baby now that would be a poo worthy of the name.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Yesterday, Me and hubby went to the harbour to ask fish and crabs from our friends Filipino fishermen. While waiting for them, there was a seagull who pooh in my head and jacket.
    It was annoying and hubby was joking and called me a sh*t head. He was laughing too much

    Friends said it's luck. How come it is luck ???
    Half expected a different content to this thread

    My mum would say it was good luck but it doesn't feel like it :(
    maybe they mean that's your bad luck done for the day
    Mark, Cristina & Raffy


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    Count your blessings......
    I am counting my blessings now MOD This morning I got my bum injection from my doctor. Very painful as needle is too long but will help shrink my lump

    Quote Originally Posted by thejarvs View Post
    My mum would say it was good luck but it doesn't feel like it :(
    maybe they mean that's your bad luck done for the day
    I AM FEELING LUCKY eheheh maybe they are right then


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    I know a pinay in Middlesex who's father was killed back in Pinas by a falling coconut,I would rather have my shoulder splattered on North Shields fish Quay by a s**te hawk than bumped on the nut by a nut
    This reminds me back when i was 5, we have a lady neighbor and she's cross eyed, out of curiousity, i asked an older cousin what happened to her and he told me that she got hit by a falling coconut on her head, thus making her cross eyed. I actually believed my silly cousin but i was only 5 back then. So everytime we would go out of town on a nature trip, i would always be on the look out for coconut trees and if there are around, i look above me every now and then as i'm so scared to stand right under it coz i fear it might fall right on top my head and i might end up cross eyed too. Oh well, children will believe whatever they're told by adults, no matter how ridiculous it sounds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    This reminds me back when i was 5, we have a lady neighbor and she's cross eyed, out of curiousity, i asked an older cousin what happened to her and he told me that she got hit by a falling coconut on her head, thus making her cross eyed. I actually believed my silly cousin but i was only 5 back then. So everytime we would go out of town on a nature trip, i would always be on the look out for coconut trees and if there are around, i look above me every now and then as i'm so scared to stand right under it coz i fear it might fall right on top my head and i might end up cross eyed too. Oh well, children will believe whatever they're told by adults, no matter how ridiculous it sounds

    Lucky lady neighbor you have She sees double. Every 100 peso bill will become doubleJust kidding lols.

    When I was small I always believed with my strict aunt. She has different flowery plants that I loved to see and sniff . I like the smell of her ROSAL flower but she didn't like us to play in her garden sniffing. She said if we sniff her Rosal flower, we will become bingot (cleft lip) Since then we didn't do sniffing


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    I am counting my blessings now MOD This morning I got my bum injection from my doctor. Very painful as needle is too long but will help shrink my lump
    What lump...???

    What dropped on your head was watery, slimy, fish smelling big bird poo.....

    Not a bloody rock...!!!


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