A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
whenever we are watching a wildlife programme i often say to my wife"your family is on tv",at first this would make her mad but now she will say that to me as soon as she sees some monkeys on tv?