A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he is in there,the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict look at his clothes, he has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck if he wants sex don't resist don't complain.... do whatever he tells you satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you 'cause this guy is obviously dangerous. If he gets angry he could kill us both....be strong honey I love you!'
His Wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear, he told me he's gay, thinks you're hot and asked if we had any Vaseline so I told him it was in the bathroom...be strong honey I love you too'
The old ones are the best eh? hehe
