Own Up!!!

[KeithD]

I get back after 2 weeks, and someone has dumped tons of Houses of Parliament note paper in my moat, and burnt down the floating duck house

[aromulus]

Ind burnt down the floating duck house

Health and safety, sir....

It was done to make sure the dry rot did not spread...

[somebody]

Just gotta get some more bed covers

[KeithD]

Hope I don't get into trouble for claiming expenses on my 2nd home......and 3rd.....and 4th....and 5th.....and.....

[somebody]

Hope I don't get into trouble for claiming expenses on my 2nd home......and 3rd.....and 4th....and 5th.....and.....

Dont forget to remortage them and extend them