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    Do you think that men are smarter than women?

    The Obedient Wife

    There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, & was a real miser when it came to his money.

    Just before he died, he said to his wife,"When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me."

    And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

    When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!" She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a Cheque.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."


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    men are certainly more smarter!

    but women can out smart them!!!!!!!!!!!
    i have learnt to do what my wife says!


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    Women are smarter than men indeed
    We know exactly how to outwit and outsmart them.
    They may be physically stronger, but we are way way smarter and clever
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post

    but women can out smart them!!!!!!!!!!!
    Well said


    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    Women are smarter than men indeed

    They may be physically stronger,
    yes


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    men are certainly more smarter!
    I disagree ...! Have you never heard of 'feminine intuition'?


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    but women can out smart them!!!!!!!!!!!
    Now here, I have to agree BUT ... before the "fairer" sex [collectively] get trampled in the rush to congratulate me ... this is because they're craftier!


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    Thumbs down

    ... and when it comes to DRESS-SENSE nowadays, women beat their male counterparts hands-down. Don't believe me? Just go along to a mixed-members' club any Friday evening and look for yourselves ... the ladies invariably make the effort to turn up in smart [if casual] outfits, whilst their menfolk are more likely to be seen lolling around in baseball headgear, T-shirts, denim jeans that seem to be fighting a losing battle with their bulging paunches and - most unbecoming of all - off-white sports socks, barely disguised by multi-coloured trainers. Whatever happened to the sartorial elegance of Worzel Gummidge?

    GONE INTO HIDING!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    I disagree ...! Have you never heard of 'feminine intuition'?
    I agree Women's intuition - always accurate!
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Now here, I have to agree BUT ... before the "fairer" sex [collectively] get trampled in the rush to congratulate me ... this is because they're craftier!
    hmmmmm So you're saying women are more cunning? Probably, just because we are more clever, that is
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... and when it comes to DRESS-SENSE nowadays, women beat their male counterparts hands-down. Whatever happened to the sartorial elegance of Worzel Gummidge?

    GONE INTO HIDING!
    EXTINCT?
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    hmmmmm Probably, just because we are more clever, that is
    Could be, Sophie ... could well be!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    ...cunning? ...
    ... ... didn't quite want to use the word, Sophie ... but "y... y ... yes!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    EXTINCT?
    Not quite ... is it safe to come out yet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Not quite ... is it safe to come out yet?
    LOL
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    just because we are more clever, that is
    Are we really more clever? Only 2 men agreed in this thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    Could be, Sophie ... could well be!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Are we really more clever? Only 2 men agreed in this thread
    They were in agreement at the time of posting, because their itlog were being squozen very tightly by the asawas....

    Henpecked husbands.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    They were in agreement at the time of posting, because their itlog were being squozen very tightly by the asawas....

    Henpecked husbands.....
    Oucchhhh! It must be painfull to squeeze


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    Women are incredibly intelligent,moreso than guys,my son is 12,I ask him what he wants to become,he says a doctor or vet,I ask his cousin what she wants to be she tells me a genetic scientist My sisters kid is 8 years old,she has been assessed as having the comprehension and reading capabilities of a 15 year old,she was explaining to my sis last week about baleen plates when they were in the natural history museum she even used the term cetacea Women win hands down



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    omg:Women win hands down
    ... absolutely no doubt about it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    Are we really more clever? Only 2 men agreed in this thread
    LOL, only 2 honorable men willing to admit we are more clever Unless they are only telling us exactly what we want to hear, lol
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    Unless they are only telling us exactly what we want to hear, lol
    And how long did it take you to guess that, then.....???


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    It's a fact that women do better at school, it's also a fact that women are better drivers than men, the only thing that suggests women might be stupid is the unexplainable large collection of carrier bags in the kitchen drawer...?

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    LOL, only 2 honorable men willing to admit we are more clever
    ... and we're BOTH Brits!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    It's a fact that women do better at school, it's also a fact that women are better drivers than men
    True on BOTH counts!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    It's a fact that women do better at school
    MINE certainly did better than ME ... she's a teacher!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    And how long did it take you to guess that, then.....???
    Not that long actually, lol. I know men has the habit of always saying exactly what women want to hear Probably to avoid their being squeezed by their wives
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    Probably to avoid their being squeezed by their wives
    ... that MY wife should be so lucky ... ooooh ... Ouch!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... that MY wife should be so lucky ... ooooh ... Ouch!
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    :lol2::lol2:


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    It's a fact that women do better at school, it's also a fact that women are better drivers than men, the only thing that suggests women might be stupid is the unexplainable large collection of carrier bags in the kitchen drawer...?
    Women do better at school yes. But when it comes to mathematics, I was always defeated by men

    Women are better drivers than men???

    I must learn how to drive lol as hubby always saying he's a professional driver and I drive like an idi*t. I'll take it as challenge Just give me time


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