The Great Evolution Deception

[Jay&Zobel]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'


'Oh, is that so? Tell me....' replies God.


'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'

'Well, that's interesting. Show Me. '

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.


'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,


(I love this):
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'Get your own dirt.'

[Sophie]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'


'Oh, is that so? Tell me....' replies God.


'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'

'Well, that's interesting. Show Me. '

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.


'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,


(I love this):
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'Get your own dirt.'

VERY NICE ONE ZOBEL

[somebody]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'.'


'Oh, is that so? Tell me....' replies God.


'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.'

'Well, that's interesting. Show Me. '

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.


'Oh no, no, no...' interrupts God,


(I love this):
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'Get your own dirt.'

What happens if God is a scientist and we all leave in a human version of a goldfish bowl

I always see pictures of God and jesus with a Beard like scientists

[Tawi2]

I always imagine god as a Morgan Freeman sort with a shawshank redemption gravelly voice