Have a great time with girls

[Bluebirdjones]

On arriving, always check where the emergency exit is

Many years ago I went on a blind date, and decided to take her to the fair. "What would you like to do first" I asked "I want to get weighed," she said. Strange I thought, but we strolled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next we went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, I again asked her what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser we went. Since we’d been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and I lost my £1.

Then we walked around the fairground, ate something, drink something, and again I asked what next. "I want to get weighed," she again responded. By this time, I figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
It was only later, when she called up to say "I had a wousy time" did the penny drop.

[Arthur Little]

It was only later, when she called up to say "I had a wousy time" did the penny drop...

... as in ... Jonathan Woss! :lol2:

[Arthur Little]

Welcome ... and enjoy the experience. Remember, though, it's a 'blind date'! So, take care ... and "shhh", ... be ever-mindful of Bluebirdjones' "loud and clear" advice ... reproduced below to remind you:

On arriving, always check where the emergency exit is

[Pepe n Pilar]

On arriving, always check where the emergency exit is

Many years ago I went on a blind date, and decided to take her to the fair. "What would you like to do first" I asked "I want to get weighed," she said. Strange I thought, but we strolled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next we went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, I again asked her what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser we went. Since we’d been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and I lost my £1.

Then we walked around the fairground, ate something, drink something, and again I asked what next. "I want to get weighed," she again responded. By this time, I figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
It was only later, when she called up to say "I had a wousy time" did the penny drop.

Nice one bluebirdjones..... it made me laugh
You never thought she kept on saying "I want to get laid"

[Sophie]

On arriving, always check where the emergency exit is

Many years ago I went on a blind date, and decided to take her to the fair. "What would you like to do first" I asked "I want to get weighed," she said. Strange I thought, but we strolled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next we went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, I again asked her what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser we went. Since we’d been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and I lost my £1.

Then we walked around the fairground, ate something, drink something, and again I asked what next. "I want to get weighed," she again responded. By this time, I figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
It was only later, when she called up to say "I had a wousy time" did the penny drop.

oh what a waste, when all along she actually wants to get laid really funny story

[nigel]

The best thing you can do on blind dates is not go on it! Think about the kind of girl you like then set about finding her!