Well, I'm sure that you are ALL aware that today, June 16th, is the opening day of the Coarse Fishing Season. (Yes, I know I'm teaching you to suck eggs(Remember that from a previous thread?))

So, to celebrate this momentous, world famous occasion, I thought I'd present you with a 'teaser.' (Again, of course, some of you will have heard this before so, if you have, hang on before giving the answer - let others have a guess.)

HAPPY FISHING!!!

Here we go:-

Fred stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office block. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Al.