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    Smile A special treat for you all.

    Well, I'm sure that you are ALL aware that today, June 16th, is the opening day of the Coarse Fishing Season. (Yes, I know I'm teaching you to suck eggs(Remember that from a previous thread?))

    So, to celebrate this momentous, world famous occasion, I thought I'd present you with a 'teaser.' (Again, of course, some of you will have heard this before so, if you have, hang on before giving the answer - let others have a guess.)

    HAPPY FISHING!!!

    Here we go:-

    Fred stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office block. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

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    My first guess... it was just a dream???
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe n Pilar View Post
    My first guess... it was just a dream???
    Very good guess!!!



    WRONG!!!!

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    I was already smiling when i read your reply "very good guess".. but when i scrolled down it was wrong

    ok then... my second guess is....
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    He was on the ground floor in a building across the street?



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    He was on the ground floor in a building across the street?
    Hi Tawi....................................................Nope!

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    im off fishing so cant answer SORRY


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    He is the window cleaner and jumping from outside to in What you going for dave?Tight lines



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Was he the window cleaner looking in?....therefore, he jumped into the building, instead of out of it???


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    Sorry Tawi....that makes me look pretty stupid....I completely missed your post as I wasn't concentrating.


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    Its ok Sim,I am trying to do a report so I wasnt concentrating either,I was actually wondering if alan had found any good fishing spots in pinas and if theres a freshwater season over there



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Was he (see photo)? (Window cleaning as his sideline job due to recession? lol)
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    he is a base jumper?
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Building,Antenna,Span,Earth,very impressive P&P Most people arent aware of that,well dont,you surprised me



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    THe 21 floors below had been blow up by Fred Dibnah hence the dirt and soot
    Oh lord why did you make so many clothes and shoe shops


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    He's probably a werewolf.
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Lycanthropic window cleaner Gracy



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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