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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Hanna and I went to the local show and one of the first
    exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
    We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
    attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna again gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .....You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    In capital letters,

    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it was with the
    same old cow.'

    My condition has today been upgraded from critical
    to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery!!!!!!!!!!



    Al



    P.S. Hanna knows I have posted this joke so blackmail is futile!!

    Nice one Prof. Alan...
    Give my regards to Hanna..
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe n Pilar View Post
    Nice one Prof. Alan...
    Give my regards to Hanna..
    Thank you - will do. Very kind of you.

    Al.
    Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!


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