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    Smile Naughty!

    Hanna and I went to the local show and one of the first
    exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
    We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
    attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna again gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .....You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    In capital letters,

    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it was with the
    same old cow.'

    My condition has today been upgraded from critical
    to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery!!!!!!!!!!



    Al

    P.S. Hanna knows I have posted this joke so blackmail is futile!!
    Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Hanna and I went to the local show and one of the first
    exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.
    We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
    attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

    'THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna again gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .....You could learn a lot from him.'

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
    In capital letters,

    'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

    Hanna was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
    'That's once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

    I looked at her and said,
    'Go over and ask him if it was with the
    same old cow.'

    My condition has today been upgraded from critical
    to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery!!!!!!!!!!



    Al



    P.S. Hanna knows I have posted this joke so blackmail is futile!!

    Nice one Prof. Alan...
    Give my regards to Hanna..
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe n Pilar View Post
    Nice one Prof. Alan...
    Give my regards to Hanna..
    Thank you - will do. Very kind of you.

    Al.
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    Indeed naughty lol!!!


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    Just trying to figure out why it is posted under "SPORT" prof?
    Jiri & Maricel


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    Perhaps it is the BULL's pastime....
    doing it everyday..
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ji&Ma View Post
    Just trying to figure out why it is posted under "SPORT" prof?
    ... might've more appropriately appeared under "RANT" ... ...[Hanna's] given the circumstances!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ji&Ma View Post
    Just trying to figure out why it is posted under "SPORT" prof?
    I did it to make people wonder why it had been posted under 'Sport.'

    Al.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    I did it to make people wonder why it had been posted under 'Sport.'

    Al.
    Ah OK then, answer duly accepted
    But still thinking....
    Jiri & Maricel


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    nice one prof alan
    errr... 365 times a yearquite too much i suppose
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe n Pilar View Post
    Perhaps it is the BULL's pastime....
    ... ah, but from what I've read, Al's pastime is ... or ... (at HIS vintage) spectating from the sidelines with [or two] of the best draught beer (such as it is in the Phils ) for company [not forgetting Hanna, of course!].

    Cheers!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
    nice one prof alan
    errr... 365 times a yearquite too much i suppose
    Well, nothing wrong in trying!

    Al.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ji&Ma View Post
    Ah OK then, answer duly accepted
    But still thinking....
    So am I mate!

    Al.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    ... ah, but from what I've read, Al's pastime is ... or ... (at HIS vintage) spectating from the sidelines with [or two] of the best draught beer (such as it is in the Phils ) for company [not forgetting Hanna, of course!].

    Cheers!
    LOL - well said Arthur!

    Al.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    Well, nothing wrong in trying!

    Al.
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    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    hahahah very good . i will try that one out


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