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    Two ladys talking in heaven

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.

    What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.

    I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
    attack and died.


    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we' d both still be alive

    Jim.


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    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Nice one Jimeve
    " The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
    They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "


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    Good one Jim
    JOHN and VANESSA


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    LOL, really funny
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Quote Originally Posted by jimeve View Post
    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.

    What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.

    I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.

    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
    attack and died.


    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we' d both still be alive

    Jim.
    hahaha!
    all things are possible!


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    Good one, thanks
    Jiri & Maricel


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    John: You know, I never made love to my wife until we got married, how about you?

    Harry: I don't know, what was your wifes name again?


    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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