You could do a calender girl type spread Pen,Nrs M could be the Helen Mirren of the group cos she is quite classy

I will be the cameraman if you like,I can be homosexual for the day so the sight of you all gallivanting naked around bluebell woods and rubbing doctor leaves on your nettled puets wont alarm nor excite me


Then the calenders can be sold and the proceeds given to a worthy charity
