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    "Can you stretch your ***** between your legs and stick it up your ***?"

    A young boy goes fishing with his Grandad, after ten minutes the Grandad starts drinking beer.

    The young boy says "Can I drink some beer Grandad?"

    The old man says "Can you stretch your willy between your legs and stick it up your bum?"

    Young boy says "No!"

    Old man says "You can't have no beer then!"

    Five minutes later, the old man starts smoking cigarettes.

    Young boy says "Can I smoke some cigarettes Grandad?"

    Old man says "Can you stretch your willy between your legs and stick it up your bum?"

    Young boy says "No!"

    Old man says "You can't have no cigarettes then!"

    On the way home the young boy puts a coin in a fruit machine and wins £500!!!

    Old man says "I hope your going to share your winnings with me young man?!"

    Young boy says "Grandad, can you stretch your willy between your legs and stick it up your bum?"

    Old man says "As a matter of fact I can!"

    Young boy says "Good, 'cause you can go and bum yourself!

    (I hope this isn't too rude...?)



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    ahhhh! you`re barred!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    ahhhh! you`re barred!
    Eeeek i hope not!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Good one
    (And fear the ban now...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ji&Ma View Post
    Good one
    (And fear the ban now...)
    Yes, um, errr, me, banned now, errr, I could be! Well it's been nice knowing you all anyway!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Yes, um, errr, me, banned now, errr, I could be! Well it's been nice knowing you all anyway!
    Till we meet again
    you will be alrigt am sure dom will enjoy it ooopppsss... I mean the joke
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    What/Who is Willy? Is Dick and Willy the same? Just want to know


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    Quote Originally Posted by pennybarry View Post
    What/Who is Willy? Is Dick and Willy the same? Just want to know
    Yes I am meaning willy as in...

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    Yes, um, errr, me, banned now, errr, I could be! Well it's been nice knowing you all anyway!
    Good joke thou....just wondering why joke is really indeed funny if its all about nasty bastos (rude?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor View Post
    Good joke thou....just wondering why joke is really indeed funny if its all about nasty bastos (rude?)
    I know what you mean, but sometimes rudeness can 'cause an embarrassment which can make you want to laugh even more!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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