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THE LOVE DRESS

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

' What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'