The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
' What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...