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    How can I keep my Filipina Wifey happy? :-)

    What makes a Filipina happy?

    What's important to a Filipina?

    Where is the Filipina happy button? (no answers of a sexual nature please..)

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
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    5 — Astral Plane
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    FOOD



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    What makes a Filipina happy?

    What's important to a Filipina?

    Where is the Filipina happy button? (no answers of a sexual nature please..)
    you need to wear a mascot of jolibee or mcdonald lol to make her happy
    all things are possible!


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    Food,food,food.
    Food,food,food.
    Food,food,food.

    There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
    Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
    Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
    It's easy.

    Nothing you can make that can't be made.
    No one you can save that can't be saved.
    Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
    It's easy.

    All you need is food.
    All you need is food.
    All you need is food,food.
    Food is all you need.

    Oh yeah,you could bring her mum and sisters over also I guess



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    let her feel she is your beloved ms. universe....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    FOOD
    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Food,food,food.
    Food,food,food.
    Food,food,food.

    There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
    Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
    Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
    It's easy.

    Nothing you can make that can't be made.
    No one you can save that can't be saved.
    Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
    It's easy.

    All you need is food.
    All you need is food.
    All you need is food,food.
    Food is all you need.





    FUNNY ENOUGH BUT TRUE!!!!


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    FOOD? That's for a man
    Remember the saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
    How to keep a woman happy? ROMANCE
    Every woman is a sucker for romance, i guess that sums it all up
    Just my personal opinion though
    "10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
    "The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"


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    Pinays are social creatures,never seen them happier than when eating in company Invite her friends around,get a KFC bucket,stick on a tagalog DVD(avoid "Sundo" its rubbish,as my son says limited budget,limited acting).



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Give her vacation twice a year to PI, that will make us happy (batting eyelashes)


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    shopping, holiday in PI and always bring her to her pinay friends


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    buy her a wow magicsing (karaoke) and get TFC for the telly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor View Post
    Give her vacation twice a year to PI, that will make us happy (batting eyelashes)
    Quote Originally Posted by adam&chryss View Post
    shopping, holiday in PI and always bring her to her pinay friends


    Sabay na nmn


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor View Post


    Sabay na nmn


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    If you get the magicsing or the TFC i hope you dont have neighbours?May I suggest you just get the food and the DVD?Its far quieter and you will retain your popularity in the neighbourhood without complaints from bungol old Mr Brown 20 houses away who knocks on your door and asks are you being cruel to animals or strangling cats in your living room



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    If you get the magicsing or the TFC i hope you dont have neighbours?May I suggest you just get the food and the DVD?Its far quieter and you will retain your popularity in the neighbourhood without complaints from bungol old Mr Brown 20 houses away who knocks on your door and asks are you being cruel to animals or strangling cats in your living room

    but it will make your wifey happy...

    better to make your wife happy rather than your neighbours, d bah.. hehehe


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    Fortunately some filipina had great voice Tawi, not always like sound of sandok and palayok


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    I was thinking more like the ero and the ering Mrs M



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    If you get the magicsing or the TFC i hope you dont have neighbours?May I suggest you just get the food and the DVD?Its far quieter and you will retain your popularity in the neighbourhood without complaints from bungol old Mr Brown 20 houses away who knocks on your door and asks are you being cruel to animals or strangling cats in your living room
    If it's just neighbour that's OK, but what about RSPCA accompanied by PC
    Jiri & Maricel


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    What makes a Filipina happy?

    What's important to a Filipina?

    Where is the Filipina happy button? (no answers of a sexual nature please..)
    is she not happy now?
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    is she not happy now?
    See I told you wheela, you make me laugh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.JMajor View Post
    See I told you wheela, you make me laugh
    I dont know that I made you laugh Juliet but glad to know I did
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    shoesssss, lots of them! handbags!!! clothes!!! tanan oi!!! and most of all TLC... and a better understanding of the Filipino culture. then we're happy!
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Ayaw panghilabot (don't be mad or intervene) if we send money to Pinas!
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Quote Originally Posted by gracia143 View Post
    Ayaw panghilabot (don't be mad or intervene) if we send money to Pinas!
    agree
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    agree
    Heheheee thanks for the motion Mrs. D
    The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl


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    Quote Originally Posted by gracia143 View Post
    Heheheee thanks for the motion Mrs. D
    walang anuman po grace!I mean what you said is true its nature to us filipina`s sending money to our love ones back home kung baga package deal na when they married us
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by gracia143 View Post
    shoesssss, lots of them! handbags!!! clothes!!! tanan oi!!! and most of all TLC... and a better understanding of the Filipino culture. then we're happy!
    i agree


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    Quote Originally Posted by alicat View Post
    i agree


    Hi Cath, lol you really didnt control your self not to agree in that words huh! hehehe


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    Impossible. Only completely happy for 5 minutes at a time. Then reasonably happy for another 10 minutes. Then not completely uncontent for the next 10 minutes. Then the next thing on the agenda starts to niggle at her, and so on and so on...................


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    Quote Originally Posted by nigel View Post
    What makes a Filipina happy?

    What's important to a Filipina?

    Where is the Filipina happy button? (no answers of a sexual nature please..)
    she needs more filipina friends to chat with bcoz she might bored to be alone on her own while your working
    all things are possible!


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