In the words of the renowned Scottish National Bard [no,
NOT Alex Salmond (though I believe he's probably good at it as well)] the much-celebrated Rabbie Burns: "Where'er ye be ... let yer ain wind blaw free ... !"
N.B. Translations into Anglo-Filipino availble on request ... but don't all rush at once!
I believe I might've recounted this TRUE [honest!] tale somewhere on here before. Anyhow, I make no apologies for telling it again in the PRESENT context:
As a youngster in the pre-Qualifying Class at Elementary School [circa mid-1950s] I recollect being required to learn, and recite, certain poetic works. I cannot seem to remember now, the name of the poem - nor to whom it was attributed. I DO, however, vividly recall one particular LINE ... which read thus:-
" ... But listen, listen, listen ...
And you shall hear afar ...
Somebright spark had pencilled in the letter 't' to make the last word of the second line ... 'afar' ... appear as 'afar[t]!
Out of the mouths of babes & sucklings, right enough.
P.S. IMpurely out of curiosity ... anyone here tried adding a "new" dimension to the old custom of "blowing bubbles" by farting in the BATHTUB?
I DO realise Filipin(os)/as might well encounter certain difficulties in perfecting this particular "art" on account of their penchant for using the TABO?
who would of thought 3 pages of a farting discussion!!!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
exactly.....strangely amazingOriginally Posted by bornatbirth
who would of thought 3 pages of a farting discussion!!!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Your right, and just wondering if Admin is pleased to talk about "fart" but he said it was in a right section,who would of thought 3 pages of a farting discussion!!!LOOSE TALK,CHAT and OFF TOPIC
Have you tried to fart inside the comforter and your comforter was smelly already because you keep doing that at night
Ahhh, yuck, it is about poisoning yourself afterwards - have to use gas mask, or that might be a reason for occasional cases of spontaneous combustion then...
Jiri & Maricel
Cow farts emit around 18% of global warming gases! Filipina's round it up to 20%
Keith - Administrator
thats why its so warm in the phils and why everyone looks so sweatyCow farts emit around 18% of global warming gases! Filipina's round it up to 20%
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Cow farts emit around 18% of global warming gases! Filipina's round it up to 20%You love it, dont you ? because you marry filipinathats why its so warm in the phils and why everyone looks so sweatythe smell
Nothing better than wifey's fishy smelling farts with a hint of rosemary and brocolli
Keith - Administrator
i never have know my wife to fart but when she does it will be a days that i will always remember
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Ah, 'fartatbirth' ...i never have know my wife to fart but when she does it will be a days that i will always rememberyour MOM can!
Hahahaha, i cant stop laughing reading this thread..
oopppsss......:eek::eek::eek::eek:
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
did that make you fart tin?Hahahaha, i cant stop laughing reading this thread..
oopppsss......:eek::eek::eek::eek:
naku, kinabagan na si tin.........Hahahaha, i cant stop laughing reading this thread..
oopppsss......:eek::eek::eek::eek:
i wonder what's next.........
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Ebak na pgtapos ng utotnaku, kinabagan na si tin.........
i wonder what's next.........
did that make you fart tin?
naku, kinabagan na si tin.........
i wonder what's next.........im backEbak na pgtapos ng utot
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while to make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.
is the toilet seat still warm after ebak????im back
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
im back
Gosh TiN, you're back from the loo???....
That is the result of reading this thread hehehe
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
just before i poo,i do smelly farts!!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
People really are fascinated with bodily functions) have a little uoto after finishing their ihi,its always a moment of embarrassed silence in a male toilets when someone quacks at the urinal
and we all know ladies do a different type of fart
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Enjoy this video people then feel like you are so polite and not so bad. Especially the guy and the door. My god! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458
My goodness, that is one crazy outrageous video, to say the least
Me and my hubby was laughing so hard watching it
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
First time I farted in the house at Philippines my lady mom said ano biyan!Too much chilli pancit canton.
First time I farted in the house at Philippines my lady mom said ano biyan!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Funny video ....First time I farted in the house at Philippines my lady mom said ano biyan!
Perhaps you mean "Ano ba yan"!...
" The people who mean something to your life are not rated "the best" don't have the most money, haven't won the greatest prizes....
They are the ones who care about you, take care of you, those who, no matter what, stay close by... "
god i cant stop laughing!!! make it stop! make it stop!
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