...or agingOriginally Posted by pennybarry
...or aging
Keith - Administrator
I didn't know farting progress with age...or aging
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Sure - as you're losing muscle tension with age so there isn't enough strength and power to hold them back...I didn't know farting progress with age
Jiri & Maricel
LOL, good pointSure - as you're losing muscle tension with age so there isn't enough strength and power to hold them back...
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
You might produce more methane as you get older?Dogs utots are the worstthey lie there looking innocent as a clod of green gas flows over the floor
The good thing about utots is kids are always amused at the blue flame which shoots out of your puet when you light one with a lighter
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
[QUOTE=Tawi2;145568 The good thing about utots is kids are always amused at the blue flame which shoots out of your puet when you light one with a lighter
Hmmm....
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
So, I just started becoming older...or aging
I thought it might be the farting powder ground black pepper
i always think of the ozone layer,i keep the window open!B@B - just have the duty to remind you about your responsibility:
Hope you are storing your farts and dispose of them ecologicallyotherwise you are contributing a lot to the global warming
you need plenty fibre in your diet,i guess your body is getting used to a different diet?So, I just started becoming older
I thought it might be the farting powder ground black pepper
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Didnt there used to be an urban myth of an old lady who farted so much,one winters night she closed her bedroom window,the methane level in her bedroom built up to such a degree she died overnight of methane narcosis
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
I've sorted that by storing it in plastic bottle - then I'm using it to fire up my BBQ in the gardeni always think of the ozone layer,i keep the window open!, or for lighting
Jiri & Maricel
LOL, does it add to the flavor?I've sorted that by storing it in plastic bottle - then I'm using it to fire up my BBQ in the garden
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
try it and let us know?LOL, does it add to the flavor?
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Actually not too much - as it is just pure natural gasLOL, does it add to the flavor?
Jiri & Maricel
There was once an urban myth in pinas too about a guy in the MRT who's been wanting to fart so bad as he probably ate something bad that day.....
But he cannot just fart in public where he is sorrounded by people as he is in a train,
so he came up with a strategy, since there was a music on the background,
he figured he will go and fart in time when the music is at it's peak and loudest which is the chorus part, so his fart won't be heard...
So he did, he finally relieved himself and thinking he got away with it unnoticed,
bu then he saw everyone looking at him in a very bad and disgusting way.....
that's when he realized he was on his ipod with his headset on his ears...
and thats where the music came from......
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
when i was younger we had a dog who was old and would get sick so we would take him to the vets and he would get a stack of pills to keep him going! he would lie there and you could here the air release from his butt and then the old doggy fart would hit youI once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
There was once an urban myth in pinas too about a guy in the MRT who's been wanting to fart so bad as he probably ate something bad that day.....
But he cannot just fart in public where he is sorrounded by people as he is in a train,
so he came up with a strategy, since there was a music on the background,
he figured he will go and fart as much as he can in time when the music is at it's peak and loudest which is mostly the chorus part.....
So he did, he finally relieved himself and thinking he got away with it unnoticed,
bu then he saw everyone looking at him in a very bad and disgusting way.....
that's when he realized he was on his ipod with his headset on his ears...
and thats where the music came from......
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
It certainly helps to "ripen"it!
It certainly helps to "ripen"
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Nice thread, At least we are still in the subject "Fart" even though the thread owner leave it up on usIt certainly helps to "ripen"
I am sure Keith wouldnt mind all this chat, yuhoooopssttt dont forget your donation alright even just 50p will help loads of people
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