LOL, good pointOriginally Posted by Ji&Ma
Sure - as you're losing muscle tension with age so there isn't enough strength and power to hold them back...
LOL, good pointSure - as you're losing muscle tension with age so there isn't enough strength and power to hold them back...
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
You might produce more methane as you get older?Dogs utots are the worstthey lie there looking innocent as a clod of green gas flows over the floor
The good thing about utots is kids are always amused at the blue flame which shoots out of your puet when you light one with a lighter
its a visual aid to a science lesson I guess
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
[QUOTE=Tawi2;145568 The good thing about utots is kids are always amused at the blue flame which shoots out of your puet when you light one with a lighter
Hmmm....
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
If you'd met my science teacher you'd probably have stuck something the hole to stop the leak!Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
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Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire:
Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
And did THAT, in turn, cause you to FART even LOUDER... ?
No .We make it secretly(no sound) as we can, especially in bed (during sleeping time).:lol2:
My farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Oh, so you got one of those "silent but deadly" fart.......My farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Beans, beans, good for your heartMy farts are silent, but VIOLENT!
(Quick poem)
Beans, beans, make you fart!
Custard powder, makes it louder!
Have some jelly, makes it smelly!
I think I missed a line?
The more you eat the more you fart!
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