Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
I once knew someone who, whenever her husband let off a 'real rifter', almost invariably had a tendency to meekly inquire: ... "Has the dog farted, Harry?... sniff, sniff ... "

Poor mutt ... lying docile on the fireside rug ... HE always got the blame!
when i was younger we had a dog who was old and would get sick so we would take him to the vets and he would get a stack of pills to keep him going! he would lie there and you could here the air release from his butt and then the old doggy fart would hit you

Quote Originally Posted by Sophie View Post
There was once an urban myth in pinas too about a guy in the MRT who's been wanting to fart so bad as he probably ate something bad that day.....
But he cannot just fart in public where he is sorrounded by people as he is in a train,
so he came up with a strategy, since there was a music on the background,
he figured he will go and fart as much as he can in time when the music is at it's peak and loudest which is mostly the chorus part.....
So he did, he finally relieved himself and thinking he got away with it unnoticed,
bu then he saw everyone looking at him in a very bad and disgusting way.....
that's when he realized he was on his ipod with his headset on his ears...
and thats where the music came from......