why is it me and my wife can argue!,i can get her pikon and tampo so easily usually over silly nonsense.
however....where and whenever i fart and how smelly they get my wife always laughshowcome??
it seems strange to me that she doesnt find my farting offensive but gets upset so easily over other stuff??
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
Originally Posted by bornatbirth
why is it me and my wife can argue!,i can get her pikon and tampo so easily usually over silly nonsense.
however....where and whenever i fart and how smelly they get my wife always laughs
it seems strange to me that she doesnt find my farting offensive but gets upset so easily over other stuff??
Do you smell of violets?
Jiri & Maricel
..... Golly
coz farting is something trivial, .. but other stuff we r a lil bit on the sensitive side...
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
Whan my wife farts the cows pass out
Bugger.....she'll read this
Keith - Administrator
Whan my wife farts the cows pass out
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
Whan my wife farts the cows pass out
its a good job i have never heard my wife fart!
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
We make it secretly(no sound) as we can, especially in bed (during sleeping time)
its a good job i have never heard my wife fart!
Aphrodisiacs
OK,farting is normal but farting infront of your spouse I find it offensive and disrespecful. what if you have a child/children they may be do the same thing farting infront of people because thats what they learned from their parents.
Oh, you mean you pass out?Whan my wife farts the cows pass out
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
I agree!OK,farting is normal but farting infront of your spouse I find it offensive and disrespecful. what if you have a child/children they may be do the same thing farting infront of people because thats what they learned from their parents.
Al.
Pressed rat and warthog closed down their shop!
So it means fart as always as you can
Don't make promises when you are in JOY. Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise. BE happy.
Mine are Pine Freshwhy is it me and my wife can argue!,i can get her pikon and tampo so easily usually over silly nonsense.
however....where and whenever i fart and how smelly they get my wife always laughs
it seems strange to me that she doesnt find my farting offensive but gets upset so easily over other stuff??
Must stop chewing those Magic Trees...
SJ
As a joke in pinas, farting is also referred to as "careless whisper"
As its a call of nature, sometimes you go without a warning
Good thing women are good in holding it as much as they can, unlike men, lol
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
I agree, but sometimes it just happensOK,farting is normal but farting infront of your spouse I find it offensive and disrespecful. what if you have a child/children they may be do the same thing farting infront of people because thats what they learned from their parents., especially when i am sleeping or laughing
God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.
pull my finger ...
I farted a lot last night for the first time and hubby said, I'm now a british
Maybe it was my Mom's cooking english food.
baked potato
steam cauli flower and broccoli
turkey
...or aging
Keith - Administrator
I didn't know farting progress with age...or aging
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Sure - as you're losing muscle tension with age so there isn't enough strength and power to hold them back...I didn't know farting progress with age
Jiri & Maricel
LOL, good pointSure - as you're losing muscle tension with age so there isn't enough strength and power to hold them back...
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
You might produce more methane as you get older?Dogs utots are the worstThe good thing about utots is kids are always amused at the blue flame which shoots out of your puet when you light one with a lighter
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
[QUOTE=Tawi2;145568 The good thing about utots is kids are always amused at the blue flame which shoots out of your puet when you light one with a lighter
Hmmm....
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
If you'd met my science teacher you'd probably have stuck something the hole to stop the leak!Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
Keith - Administrator
B@B - just have the duty to remind you about your responsibility:
Hope you are storing your farts and dispose of them ecologicallyotherwise you are contributing a lot to the global warming
Jiri & Maricel
So, I just started becoming older...or aging
I thought it might be the farting powder ground black pepper
Kids react better to visual aids,wouldnt you have learnt about methane a lot quicker and found it far more amusing and interesting if a blue flame had shot from your science teachers ass
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
i always think of the ozone layer,i keep the window open!B@B - just have the duty to remind you about your responsibility:
Hope you are storing your farts and dispose of them ecologically
you need plenty fibre in your diet,i guess your body is getting used to a different diet?So, I just started becoming older
I thought it might be the farting powder ground black pepper
i have learnt to do what my wife says!
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