Old Drinking Friends...:-)
Zoe calls an old friend of hers called Tracey...the conversation goes like this:
Zoe: Hello, do you remember me Tracey? We used to go out drinking together didn't we?
Tracey: Oh yes Zoe I remember!
Zoe: Now Tracey, do you remember that night we spent all our money, and that kind old man let us stay at his house?
Tracey: Yes I remember!
Zoe: Yes Tracey, you should do, because you crept into his room in the middle of the night and you shagged him didn't you?!
Tracey: Yes, errr, ok Zoe, I confess I did that! But so what?!
Zoe: When he asked you what your name was, you lied to him and you gave him my name?!
Tracey: Yes I did lie yes, sorry Zoe.
Zoe: And you gave him my address Tracey?!
Tracey: Yes Zoe, I did tell those lies, I hope your not too angry?
Zoe: Oh I'm not angry at all, the old man has just died and left me all his money!!
