Drunk With The Car Keys...
A drunk was seen staggering about with a car key in his hand...a policewoman stops and says "Sir, are you ok?"
The drunk says "Somebody stole my car!"
The policewoman looks at him and says "Sir, are you aware your willy is hanging out?"
The drunk says "Oh no!Somebody stole my girlfriend too!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Awwwww, bad nigel
naughty humor, lol
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Your right! Time to tone myself down methinks! Eeeeek!Originally Posted by Sophie
Awwwww, bad nigel
naughty humor, lol
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Like you would , lolYour right! Time to tone myself down methinks! Eeeeek!
"10% of life is made up of what happens to you, 90% is decided by how you react"
"The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost"
Awwwww, bad nigel
naughty humor, lolYour right! Time to tone myself down methinks! Eeeeek!Like you would , lol
We need Mrs Nigel here NOW!!!!!
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