Two guys are sitting next to each other on bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...
Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.
Hehehe reminds me of this one...
A young man goes to get a prostitute so he can understand what sex is all about...on the way his grandma stops him and says "Don't waste money on prostitutes, I'll show you how to have sex!"So the young man has sex with his own gran!
Later in the day his father asks "how did it go with the prostitute then..?" His son says "Didn't use a prostitute, gran showed me all about sex..!"
His dad says "Whaaaaaat?? You slept with my mother????" The son says "Whats wrong with that? You've slept with mine!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
I am sitting in the pub with my friend.
I said to him" You know I got the pain in the ass mother in-law a birthday present- a pair of red slippers and a vibrator"
My friend said "Oh? Why you get her a vibrator?"
I replied "Well, if she does not like the slippers she can go ...... herself!"
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