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    Jackos bequest

    Gary Glitter has gained the most out of Jacksons death - Michael has left him his photo album


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    May his soul rest in peace!A one of a kind singer.You will be miss terribly.
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    May his soul rest in peace!A one of a kind singer.You will be miss terribly.
    goodbye wacko.

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    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Mr.Tawi2 a little symphathy please They said they gonna recycle him into a plastic bags and still hazard to children
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    What?Really?Michael Jackson is made of plastic A scurrilous rumour surely?



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    Mr.Tawi2 a little symphathy please They said they gonna recycle him into a plastic bags and still hazard to children
    Thought his family wanted him to be melted down and made into toys, so children could play with him for a change
    JOHN and VANESSA


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Daddy View Post
    Mr.Tawi2 a little symphathy please They said they gonna recycle him into a plastic bags and still hazard to children
    Hoo hoo haaa haaa!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

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    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
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    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    shocking


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    Wondered where will he spend his eternity?


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    Certainly not heaven,when he arrived at the pearly-gates God told him to "Beat It"



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    Wondered where will he spend his eternity?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    Certainly not heaven,when he arrived at the pearly-gates God told him to "Beat It"
    Neverland?


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    He is going to Hell,because "He's bad,He's bad,you know it"



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    He is going to Hell,because "He's bad,He's bad,you know it"
    it is not our place to judge... only GOD can do that.. !
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.


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    There should be a NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON HERE TOO!!! not only reputation power lol...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay&Zobel View Post
    There should be a NAUGHTY ALERT BUTTON HERE TOO!!! not only reputation power lol...
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    As my son always used to say when he was small and I said he was being naughty............................."But nice"



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    go on let us hear it nigel
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Apparently Michael jackson's autopsy ruled out the following causes of death :-
    Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times

    The most likely cause appears to be 'The Boogie'.


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    They say Michael was higher than the Beatles...


    Jackson beatles.jpg


    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    Plastic recycling...



    jackson recycled.jpg

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    ok we all heard the MJ jokes .... here are my favourite

    enjoy and shamone you for finding it funny !!

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    Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.
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    Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
    Some f***in Psychic he is!
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    I really didn't think that Jacko's next arrest would be a cardiac.
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    Michael Jackson touched me in a way only a catholic priest would understand.
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    Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
    When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE c***!??"
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    Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a paedophile walk into a bar.

    He orders a drink.
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    What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Michael Jackson?

    Margaret Thatcher didn't like miners.
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    So Michael Jackson is dead.

    I thought he looked pale.
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    I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.
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    Statistically, white people are more likely to get skin cancer than black people.

    I bet Michael Jackson feels a t*** right now.
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    Michael Jackson has skin cancer? Woah rewind, Michael Jackson has skin?
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    LA paramedics have announced a clamp down on hoax calls after they were called to a mansion on Thursday only to find a mannequin lying on the floor.
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    I used to like Michael Jackson because I thought he was a sweet guy, now I realise he's just a guy with sweets.
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    Anyone else find it fitting that Michaels death is under the "Entertainment" section of the BBC website?


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    I hear they had to cancel the Michael Jackson extra on the Florida Tour. It was where they gotta to Tampa with the kids.

    Opps sorry.


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    Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Caulkin spent the night at NeverLand.

    It's to be a sea burial.....At Wackos request he is to be strapped to two buoys


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    A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
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    Brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing!


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