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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    He is going to Hell,because "He's bad,He's bad,you know it"
    it is not our place to judge... only GOD can do that.. !
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.


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    After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.

    God says "Come over here and rest my child."

    Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post


    After a long journey Michael Jackson gets to heaven and meets God.

    God says "Come over here and rest my child."

    Michael thinks to himself "Sh*t. I know where this is going."
    you just cant help yourself can u?
    God grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill because they pissed me off.


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    My mum always used to say that to me when I got into trouble,now that I am older I realise that just like Oscar Wilde "I can resist anything,except temptation"



    Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again. But life goes on.
    The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman is seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. True beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It's the passion that she shows to the outside world.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tawi2 View Post
    My mum always used to say that to me when I got into trouble,now that I am older I realise that just like Oscar Wilde "I can resist anything,except temptation"
    naughty naughty you will be in a naughty step
    later
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...


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    Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

    A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

    A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dedworth View Post
    Q: What time did Michael Jackson die?

    A: 3:15 - when the big hand is touching the little hand.
    hehehehehehe hoo hoo haa haa!

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